I have laundry that breeds... do you?

I have come to the conclusion that I have breeding laundry. That is the only logical explanation I can come up with. I do laundry, do laundry and DO LAUNDRY! Yet no matter how much I do, fold and put away, even though I might get caught up on it for a day... there somehow still remains more laundry to do! Where does it come from? I get the laundry room all nice and clean and then to my utter surprise I find dirty laundry on the floor... can you explain this phenomenon? I just decided that it has to be breeding. Except this one doesn't have a "season" where it only breeds once a year. Now if I could just figure out which one is the female....

this is how I feel when I am behind...

I will have to take a picture on the day that I happen to get it all caught up and laundry room clean so that I have proof I accomplished the life long task! But just so you don't think I am only just complaining, I am grateful for the laundry to do, that means we have clothes to wear... just wish I could get on top of it all!

this is how I would like it to look....